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Your daily Ron Swanson Nick Offerman: ”There’s so much luck involved in mixing up a pot of goulash, and you’re not sure exactly which ingredient is going to make you say, `You know, that’s a delicious meal.’ Sometimes it’s the cumin that takes it over the top. If I were ever referred to as the cumin on ‘Parks and Recreation,’ I would consider it high praise.” (previously; photo by Victoria Will/AP)

(via thegreatphysician)

Ron Swanson wants to shove your JawSaw up your ass.

(via fuckyeahronswanson)

Jack “Silver Panther” Donaghy vs. Ron “F**king” Swanson

(via lamb)

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“Ron Fucking Swanson” - Portrait Painting by Sam Spratt

Being a fan of high-quality comedy television and not watching Parks and Recreation might just be the second most blasphemous thing you could do (the 1st of course being not watching Arrested Development). If for some reason you are in the “yet to watch” category, I present to you Ron Swanson aka exhibit A on what you are missing (youtube video).

If you have “seen the light” and are already familiar with Swanson Greatness, I humbly give you my painting of him. Features include: High and tight Swanson haircut, Swanson body hair, Swanson mustache, Swanson mustache chest hair (not groomed, grows that way naturally), Tammy tattoo, Tammy 2 tattoo, Tattoo of the text from Ron’s Speech to the boy’s basketball team, copious amounts of meat, the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Food and Stuff grocery store desk sticker, and Mulligan’s Steakhouse apron. High-quality Archival Prints Available HERE

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